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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20110518

May 18 2011

"Why are you single? Exhibit 1: your reflection. Case closed."

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"Your nipples are boring. Make me laugh, winky-nips! Make me laugh."
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6 comments:

  1. That first one is STM at his best! Brilliant.

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  2. I totally agree with "Top Banana" lol.

    The second one...winky-nips?!!? hahahahahaha!

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  3. STM is on to something! Why aren't nipples ever making any jokes? Oh, they are so boring. Pretty too, but mainly boring.

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  4. Winky-nips: A physical manifestation of the effect of cold on one of the Teletubbies.

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  5. "Winky Nips"? They sound almost as tasty as George Carlin's "Tater Tits"..... 7@=Q

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  6. This post is very simple to read and appreciate without leaving any details out. Great work!

    htc scribble

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