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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Dec 18 2009

"Since when did my underwear look good on you? Take it off. Take it off your face."

"You know, you're not some precious flower. And if you were I'd be a weed and grow next to you and choke you to fucking death!... Love you!"

"Dance for me, go on. Oh you were! I thought you were having a spaz attack..... Doofus."

[in response to wife typing] "clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop... Who brought a horse in the bedroom? Oh well. Looks like I'm sleeping in the barn."

"I'm better than Superman. He's just a cunt.... in underpants."


Wife's note: In support of my suspicion that Adam is actually a different person in these moments, when I told him in the morning what he had said, my English husband responded, "What's a 'doofus'?" Yikes.

33 comments:

  1. Karen, yikes indeed! lol xx Eldi

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  2. Also married to sleep-talking Englishman. Mine is partially awake for most of his talking. My son and I like to wake him up and pretend to be his clients placing orders. The absolute nonsense is wonderful ...

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  3. Why do you keep referring to him as your "English husband"? Its really odd. .

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  4. This just seems so remenicent pCertain aspects of this just remind me too much about Lisey's Story.

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  5. Oh, I mention that he's English because it does change the meaning of certain things he says.

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  6. That first one is pure gold!

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  7. This entry has got to be hands down my favorite.

    Best line EVER: "Take it off your face."

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  8. I absolutely love your entries -- good laugh late on Friday when you've had a bad week!! It's like a mix of Tourette's & vivid dreams, lmao!
    Personally love the Superman line as we refer to my husband as Superman & he thinks he's better than him :)

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  9. God! I'm just reading this last comment while going through the whole blog from the beginning, on Friday, after having a really bad day! Thanks so much, Karen S-L! The way you keep the blog is perfect... I like the design, the picture at the top, the size of it, the ideas. Keep it up!! Go Karen, go Karen, go Karen go!

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  10. he sounds like one of the Lewis Carrol's characters...

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  11. for a brit he does indeed lay on the americanisms. i don't think i've ever heard a brit friend use "done for" (later entry) or "doofus." likewise, "fucking" in its frequency and usage sounds distinctly yank.

    you type on an actual *typewriter!?* an olivetti portable, or one of those big Royals? because i've never heard a 'puter keyboard sound like "clip clop."

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  12. Karen S-L, have you thought that he might be referring to you in some of his "dreams"?

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  13. its subliminal messaging from tv or something... he heard "doofus" somewhere and his subconscious just spewed it out

    glad to help. I'm gonna make a facebook group about the superman one :)

    look for it sometime.

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  14. doofus is totally american. I use it all the time :B

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  15. I know I'm commenting loads, but these are all SO funny! If a little creepy. I'd be scared of the amount of times he refers to choking people to fucking death! Just out of interest, when he says stuff like that do you get freaked out at all, or just find it really, really funny? I think I'd be somewhere in between!

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  16. Your Spanish Husband is too quiet

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  17. Are you sure he's not possessed by a really funny demon everytime he goes to sleep? Lol :)

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  18. Funny i wondered if he was channeling some bizarre angry American! LOL I am an American by the way so I'm in no way picking on us.

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  19. LOL!! I love how he takes the edge off of choking you to fucking death by saying "I love you."

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  20. OMG! I love the one about dancing. This stuff is HILARIOUS!

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  21. Excellent story, I love the phrase "I'm better than Superman. He's just a cunt, in underpants." lol, this make really laugh.

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  22. "Since when did my underwear look good on you? Take it off. Take it off your face."

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    "You know, you're not some precious flower. And if you were I'd be a weed and grow next to you and choke you to fucking death!... Love you!"


    "Dance for me, go on. Oh you were! I thought you were having a spaz attack..... Doofus."

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